Private Physicians for High-Performing Men

A Vasectomy Experience Built for Men Who Expect More

You've made the decision. Now make sure the experience matches your standards. Obsidian's board-certified urologists perform no-scalpel, no-needle vasectomies in a private, luxurious facility with concierge-level care from consultation through recovery.

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Why Obsidian

Not Your Average Vasectomy

There are many reasons to choose the Obsidian Painless Vasectomy over your local urologist or surgery center. From our needle-free numbing approach to our luxury recovery suite, every detail is designed for your comfort.

Needle-Free Numbing

We use topical anesthetics and a high-powered spray — no needles. You'll be fully numbed before the procedure even begins.

No-Scalpel Technique

Instead of a large incision, we use a device that creates an opening less than 5mm. No stitches required. Faster healing.

Luxury Recovery

Our recovery room features comfortable robes, flat-screen TVs with Netflix, cappuccino, and top-shelf refreshments. You may not want to leave.

Quick Recovery

Most men resume gentle activity, work, and exercise within 48 hours. Minimal bruising, minimal discomfort.

Expert Surgeons

Board-certified urologists with extensive vasectomy experience, minimizing risk and maximizing your comfort throughout.

Verified Sterility

We conduct two semen tests weeks after your procedure to confirm sterility before you stop alternative birth control.

The Process

What to Expect

From consultation to confirmed sterility, here's how the Obsidian vasectomy experience works.

01

Initial Consultation

Meet with your urologist to discuss the procedure, address all your questions, and receive your pre-procedure prescriptions including an anti-anxiety medication for procedure day.

02

The Procedure

Arrive relaxed. Topical anesthetic is applied (20 min), followed by high-powered spray numbing. The no-scalpel procedure is completed while you're completely comfortable.

03

Recovery & Confirmation

Relax in our luxury recovery suite. Ice 20 min on/off for 36-48 hours at home. Two semen analyses confirm sterility. Most men return to full activity within days.

Not All Vasectomies Are Equal

The Difference Between a Surgery Center
and the Obsidian Experience

Most vasectomies happen in fluorescent-lit surgery centers where you're one of a dozen patients that day. We built something different for men who refuse to accept that as normal.

Typical Urology Practice

  • Crowded waiting room, hospital gown, paper-covered table
  • Painful needle injection for local anesthesia
  • Brief visit with a urologist or his representative with little time for questions
  • Recovery in a shared post-op bay with a curtain for privacy
  • Follow-up through a call center or patient portal
  • Volume-based: as many procedures per day as possible

The Obsidian Experience

  • Private, luxury facility in Tysons Corner with resort-level customer service
  • No-needle, no-scalpel technique focusing on patient comfort
  • Your surgeon is your physician from first consultation through recovery
  • Private recovery suite: robes, slippers, top-shelf refreshments with physician oversight
  • Direct phone and email access to your surgeon, always
  • Limited procedures per day for unhurried, concierge-level care
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Frequently Asked Questions

Everything You Need to Know

How effective is vasectomy?

Vasectomy is the most effective of all methods of birth control at 99.9% effectiveness — only abstinence beats it. We conduct two semen tests weeks after your procedure to verify sterility.

Will I be sterile immediately?

No. It takes several weeks for patients to become sterile, which must be confirmed with two semen analyses prior to stopping alternative birth control methods.

Is vasectomy permanent?

Practically speaking, vasectomy should be considered a permanent birth control procedure. While it can be reversed if absolutely necessary, success of a reversal cannot be guaranteed.

How is it painless without a needle?

You'll arrive relaxed with your anti-anxiety medication. We apply a topical anesthetic for 20 minutes, then use a high-powered spray for stronger numbing. At that point, you're fully numbed and the surgeon proceeds with the vasectomy.

What is the recovery like?

After relaxing in our luxury recovery room, return home and avoid strenuous activity for 48 hours. Ice 20 minutes on and 20 minutes off. Expect mild bruising and swelling but minimal pain. Most men resume gentle sexual activity, work, and exercise within 48 hours.

Will vasectomy affect my sex life?

Vasectomy has absolutely no effect on sex drive, erection, orgasm, or ejaculation. It only blocks sperm, with no effect on testosterone. Many couples actually report improved sex lives after vasectomy due to the relief from concern about pregnancy.

Do I need a ride home?

Yes, we recommend having someone drive you home. We're also happy to arrange transportation back to your home or hotel.

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The Standard of Care You'd Apply to Everything Else

Schedule a confidential consultation to learn more about the Obsidian Painless Vasectomy and see our private facility for yourself.

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📍 8200 Greensboro Drive, Suite 200, McLean, Virginia 22102

📞 703-940-5815